The Categories of People on Facebook

It is very obvious that facebook is the largest social networking site in the world with users of over 1 billion.But there are some things about the users on facebook.

Below is a list of different categories of people on facebook.

1) The “Lurker” – Never comments or posts anything, but reads everything, & might make reference to your status if they see you in public.

2) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3) “Mr/Ms Popular” – Has 5001 friends for NO reason.

4) The “Prophet” – Every post is about God or Jesus

5) The “Thief” – Steals status updates… and will probably steal this one.

6) The “Liker” –Never comments or says anything but only clicks on "Like"

7) The “Hater” – Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life

8) The “Anti-Proofreader” – This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

9) “Drama Queen/King” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong…but then they never finish telling the story.

10) “Womp Womp” –This person is trying to be funny.....but never is.

11) The “News” –This category always post anything they are doing and who they are doing it with not minding how private it should be.

12) The “Rooster” – Thinks it is there job to tell facebook ''Good Morning", ''Good Afternoon'' and even ''Good Night''.